Bad Ass Old School Jeans Fit
After many hours of deep conversation and serious research, Tom and I started programming for old school fitness. To hell with all this new wave training, diaper baby crap. We're talking about getting caught up in the middle of bumfuck America and wrecking shit like "John Rambo fit". Head band game strong.
Or outrun a boulder and poisoned blow darts like "Indiana Jones fit" and having the meanest sounding upper cut and right hook in the game. How about running down the bad guys on foot while they are going 100miles an hour in a BMW on Hollywood Blvd like "Martin Riggs fit". Mullets are proven beneficial for being old school strong.
If that does nothing for you, how about my personal favorite: Jumping off Nakatomi Plaza with a fire hose tied around your waist as a helicopter explodes behind you "John McClane fit", barefoot I might add, and the best damn Christmas holiday movie ever!
We're talking single handedly taking on a T-800 "Kyle Reese fit", in a night club while sporting a trench coat and rocking the old school hightop Nikes with the Velcro strap on the top. #BOSS
Make no mistake, we don't mean "Jason Bourne fit" I lost my memory and need help from every gadget possible! Here's another one "Kevin McCallister fit" he manhandled two Hooligans/Cat Burglars with nothing more than a VHS a BB gun and some Christmas ornaments. Then did it again in New York/ Central Park at night, now that's fit! What 7yr old in 2017 can do that?! None, God damn it! None, I tell you... So ask yourself, am I fit enough to run through a jungle, cover myself in mud, then take down a 9ft Alien that is one "Ugly MotherFucker"? If not, we really don't know what your doing with your fitness or life for that matter...